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Post by wascalwywabbit on Feb 15, 2017 0:47:50 GMT -5
What did Zombie Vader say to the idiot politician?
I find your lack of brains disturbing...
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Post by capthawk on Feb 15, 2017 8:54:45 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the hyperspace jump? To get to the other quadrant. Oh, man, the yolk's on me. Albumen-ing to tell that joke myself. You beat me to the punch, scrambling my hard boiled intentions. |
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Post by capthawk on Feb 15, 2017 8:55:34 GMT -5
What did Zombie Vader say to the idiot politician? I find your lack of brains disturbing... Dead. I'm dead. laughed so hard I decayed into hysteria. |
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 15, 2017 9:25:29 GMT -5
I tried telling a bad joke once. Even gave out lettuce and tomatoes to everyone. They laughed and the vegatables!
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Post by capthawk on Feb 15, 2017 14:44:33 GMT -5
I tried telling a bad joke once. Even gave out lettuce and tomatoes to everyone. They laughed and the vegatables! Liked and quoted, for pure irrelevant nonsense factor not bahhhhd. |
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Feb 16, 2017 1:40:29 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar...
"Ouch!"
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 16, 2017 1:42:30 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar... "Ouch!" A sheep jumped over a man and the bar he walked into. |
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Post by amongstshadows on Feb 16, 2017 1:44:22 GMT -5
Life is a joke; death is the punchline
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Post by capthawk on Feb 16, 2017 8:20:58 GMT -5
Life is a joke; death is the punchline "Those who celebrate at birth and mourn at death; may have it the wrong way 'round". - forget who said it. |
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Post by stratego on Feb 16, 2017 15:39:36 GMT -5
Life is a joke; death is the punchline "Those who celebrate at birth and mourn at death; may have it the wrong way 'round". - forget who said it. In return I can only say: "I know one thing; that I know nothing" Socrates |
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 16, 2017 16:21:17 GMT -5
"I don’t know everything, I just know what I know"
Tsubasa Hanekawa
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Post by capthawk on Feb 16, 2017 16:36:54 GMT -5
BUT. Do you know the Muffin Man?!?! Lives on Drury lane, I hear.
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 16, 2017 16:58:53 GMT -5
Yes I know the Muffin Man, you should see his wife's,,,
Damn it number three get away from that keyboard!
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Post by capthawk on Feb 16, 2017 19:46:17 GMT -5
Yes I know the Muffin Man, you should see his wife's,,, Damn it number three get away from that keyboard! Yes! Now the wool, er fur, shall fly! On the hoof, my winged bovines! Aloft, into the mire once more! |
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Post by sheff on Feb 16, 2017 22:45:15 GMT -5
I had a bad joke once.
Tried my best no to spread it...
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