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Post by wascalwywabbit on Jan 12, 2017 4:08:23 GMT -5
Thanks to certain sheep on the forums we've all herd the baad jokes and shear whimsy that make you say what the flock.
But I have one so shocking that I just conduit no matter watt.
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Post by BlastGT1 on Jan 18, 2017 22:36:02 GMT -5
If you get cold, simply stand in a corner for a bit.
They're usually around 90 degrees.
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Post by poryg on Jan 19, 2017 6:23:24 GMT -5
A danger of machines controlled by voice
A guy in bed says: "Heater, increase the temperature by 2 degrees.
And before it takes effect, I will warm you up."
The evening continues and the girl screams: "More! More! More!"
The heater answers: "Temperature set to 120°C."
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Post by stratego on Jan 21, 2017 3:57:39 GMT -5
If you get cold, simply stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees. Wasn't those corners in Celsius?😂 |
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Post by BlastGT1 on Jan 22, 2017 17:14:12 GMT -5
Degrees in a circle are absolute, but good one!
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Post by sheff on Jan 24, 2017 13:49:53 GMT -5
Come on blast, degrees of funny have no measurement. Nor can you get a degree for comedy. And whether you agree or disagree, is a matter of laughter.
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Post by BlastGT1 on Jan 28, 2017 3:01:06 GMT -5
Degrees of latitude and longitude are measurements.....
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Post by poryg on Feb 3, 2017 14:11:30 GMT -5
University degrees...
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Post by sheff on Feb 3, 2017 17:44:44 GMT -5
White people dancing.
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Post by xdesperado on Feb 4, 2017 22:41:32 GMT -5
So there was a cat, a sheep and a couple rabbits...
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Feb 4, 2017 23:10:42 GMT -5
So there was a cat, a sheep and a couple rabbits... Which cat are you forgetting..? ...and the sheep claims plurality in the singular, much like the word 'sheep'. Want a chocolate egg..? It may have come from a 'special' place... ;-p |
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Post by ntsheep on Feb 4, 2017 23:12:00 GMT -5
I once had a bad joke. I put it in time out and it learned to behave.
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Post by capthawk on Feb 14, 2017 15:34:20 GMT -5
I once had a bad joke. I put it in time out and it learned to behave. Bring this thread back. I want baaahhhhhd jokes. I want wooly puns. I want to shear the fleece off free speech. |
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Post by wascalwywabbit on Feb 14, 2017 17:16:08 GMT -5
I once had a bad joke. I put it in time out and it learned to behave. Bring this thread back. I want baaahhhhhd jokes. I want wooly puns. I want to shear the fleece off free speech. If a convict gets so scared they are petrified, does that make them a hardened criminal..? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2017 0:32:04 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the hyperspace jump? To get to the other quadrant.
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