BlastGT1
Templar
[ Heroes of Steel Supporter ]
Turning ships into shards with Alchemy
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Post by BlastGT1 on Feb 23, 2013 18:43:03 GMT -5
You fire your guns over and over again, but can't hit the broadside of a carrier. You retreat in shame as the enemy captain's laughter echoes through your comm link.
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"Issue the standard Cadar greeting, Ensign."
"But sir, that's one of our allies!"
"I know that, Ensign. We're confirming that the treaty is still in effect!"
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Post by contributor on Feb 23, 2013 20:15:59 GMT -5
You fire your guns over and over again, but can't hit the broadside of a carrier. You retreat in shame as the enemy captain's laughter echoes through your comm. I'd be laughing at you to, if I didn't know how humiliating it is. |
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Post by captaincrankypants on Feb 25, 2013 19:08:31 GMT -5
The Windex Aliens take command of your bridge and scrub you randomly around the galaxy until your crew mutinies.
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Post by grävling on Feb 25, 2013 19:43:41 GMT -5
The Windex Aliens take command of your bridge and scrub you randomly around the galaxy until your crew mutinies. LOL! |
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Post by slayernz on Feb 25, 2013 20:30:07 GMT -5
at least you're cleaning up the galaxy? You won't leave a streak? The crew may mutiny, but they'll do it with a shine? Welcome to the forums btw Captain Crankypants  ... may you forever carry a full complement of Cadar torps |
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BlastGT1
Templar
[ Heroes of Steel Supporter ]
Turning ships into shards with Alchemy
Posts: 920
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Post by BlastGT1 on Feb 26, 2013 6:15:07 GMT -5
Indeed, and may the odds against Steel Song be ever in your favor.
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"Issue the standard Cadar greeting, Ensign."
"But sir, that's one of our allies!"
"I know that, Ensign. We're confirming that the treaty is still in effect!"
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Post by captaincrankypants on Feb 26, 2013 17:37:14 GMT -5
At least they didn'tfightdirty
At least it was a clean death. And thanks for the welcome!
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Post by rabidbite on Feb 26, 2013 17:48:38 GMT -5
You're a lame star trader if half your crew dies while you harvest a planet and succeed in gaining the exact number of water-fuel units used up TO explore.
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Post by contributor on Mar 6, 2013 16:17:46 GMT -5
You're lame star trader if you've been saving up for a really dope second ship, finally find the perfect one, plop down all your hard earned cash and then realize the military base is closed.
She sure looks good sitting there in the dry dock.
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Post by Mr Jones on Mar 6, 2013 21:33:44 GMT -5
You're lame star trader if you've been saving up for a really dope second ship, finally find the perfect one, plop down all your hard earned cash and then realize the military base is closed. She sure looks good sitting there in the dry dock. This made me LoL |
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blackgauntlet
Templar
[ Star Traders 2 & Heroes of Steel Supporter ]
Jack in... Jack off!
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Post by blackgauntlet on Mar 7, 2013 8:09:21 GMT -5
You have a hard time figuring out if you are more alien than the Hulk crew you are fighting as you lost your 5th hand in a duel...
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Post by xdesperado on Mar 7, 2013 10:32:10 GMT -5
You have a hard time figuring out if you are more alien than the Hulk crew you are fighting as you lost your 5th hand in a duel... Forget Hands, It's all them Eyes an Ears I keep losing that have me worried...  |
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BlastGT1
Templar
[ Heroes of Steel Supporter ]
Turning ships into shards with Alchemy
Posts: 920
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Post by BlastGT1 on Mar 7, 2013 11:31:33 GMT -5
Lame if your captain ends up like the black knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail, losing all your limbs and threatening to bite someone's kneecaps.
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"Issue the standard Cadar greeting, Ensign."
"But sir, that's one of our allies!"
"I know that, Ensign. We're confirming that the treaty is still in effect!"
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Post by ntsheep on Mar 7, 2013 14:19:32 GMT -5
Your a lame star trader if you can't think of something lame to post about.
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Post by callidus on Mar 7, 2013 16:27:16 GMT -5
You sell over 100k worth of metals to end a shortage, without checking to see if that faction is embargoed. (-100 or so rep with Cadar)
With a level 8 captain
Flying the starting ship(serpents tooth)
On difficulty: crazy
This captain is doomed
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... may you forever carry a full complement of Cadar torps
